What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 03:01
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Why do women consider 80% of men as unattractive?
Me : Thank you.
Me : Because it's month of August.
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Do empaths fall easier for abusive people?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
He : I'm 24.
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
He : Then let's have some coffee
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
What smell will you never forget?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Is heroin really as good as people say it is?
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me : I don't drink coffee also
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
What do feminists mean when they say they want to ‘normalize’ menstruation and its discussion?
He : Tea ?
Me : Sure.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Can you tell me something about yourself?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Me : I don't drink
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Me : No
What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!